I’m exaggerating — SORT OF — but sincerely, please, STOP MAKING BLACK BACKDROPS. You KNOW a preponderance of people will show up at your party in black! This is a fact of life! If you want photos of them that do not also involve everyone kvetching about how they can’t tell what they’re seeing, then ORDER UP SOMETHING ELSE. Grey. White. An M.C. Escher sketch. You iPhone home screen. ANYTHING.
As you were, Ellie. I’m sure you look fine.
