Well it’s not just Harrison, clearly — it’s Harrison Ford and the 1923 Family Band*, peddling such hits as “Side Abs (and Stone-Faced),” “Ombre Sequins Are For Lovers,” “Wherefore Art Thou, Helen Mirren,” and that old classic, “Crotch Art Blasphemy.” Call now and get a bonus recording of Brandon Sklenar singing “No Comment,” a searing indictment of how he’s going to be asked to talk about Blake and Baldoni for the rest of his life, and a special live Harrison Ford performance of, “I’m Cheesin’ ‘Cause Costner Didn’t Ruin This One.” Don’t let this special opportunity pass you buy, whoops, I mean, by.
