Alicia once wore this elaborate denim jumpsuit, jeans with a lot of unreachable pockets, whatever the heck THIS crotch situation is, a wacky shirt… that’s just from the last little while. And now she’s got these, which have MORE unreachable pockets, plus ones that just seem deeply impractical. Anything you put in those shin purses would end up giving you bruises. Then again, these are big enough that she COULD be wearing shin guards, and then she’s protected AND doesn’t have to worry about a purse. Perhaps we should ALL suit up.
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