We established last week that I’m extremely terrible at identifying houndstooth in the wild — Houndstooth in the Wild is the name of my memoir — but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and announce that Cate’s belt is actually just plain old diamonds. (Plain Old Diamonds is Elizabeth Taylor’s memoir.) For me, though, the big takeaway here is that she’s the star of a hot new game called SWINTON OR BLANCHETT, where the rub is that you can ONLY look at the person in question from the neck down.