You cannot fight the good cheer with which Blake throws herself into each and every outfit. But… Are these chaps? Or are they jeans made to LOOK like chaps? I think the former, but… does it even matter? What is the idea here? Is she just trying to make us admire her hair, as the unequivocal best part of the ensemble? Is she going to promote this movie by riding a mechanical bull made of dahlias, or something? Why is this cardigan present? Is it brown because “Blake Brown” is the name of her haircare enterprise? Most importantly: Can the sisterhood politely request that these pants travel, and then ensure they’re lost in transit?
Also, even later-breaking news: These are Stella McCartney chaps. Sigh.
