Good news: It’s not white! Better news: “backside surprise” does not mean her rump is hanging out. Quite the opposite:
Bad news: It looks uncomfortable to walk in, and like an expensive representation of someone busting her sutures. Worse news: She has to carry the tie around all night, and that STILL isn’t necessarily going to keep it from putting someone in mortal peril, which might lead to ACTUAL sutures.
